Life of a Lifeguard

• 1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? My future mother-in-law?! Hell naw.
• 2. You talked to an ex today, correct? Nope.
• 3. Have you taken someones virginity? Two, actually.
• 4. Is trust a big issue for you? Yes. And complete open honesty is where it comes from.
• 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? Gay question.
• 6. What are you excited for? Summer time.
• 7. What happened tonight? Tonight hasn’t happened yet.
• 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? It is when anyone gets completely wasted.
• 9. Is confidence cute? Confidence = swag.
• 10. What is the last beverage you had? Tea.
• 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? Most.
• 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? One and they were given to me. Still haven’t wore them.
• 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? Idk.
• 14. What are you going to spend money on next? Groceries.
• 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? Yus.
• 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? I will get more tan, but that’s about it.
• 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? My bff.
• 18. The last time you felt broken? A couple weeks ago.
• 19. Have you had sex today? Nope.
• 20. Are you starting to realize anything? Kinda.
• 21. Are you in a good mood? Yep.
• 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? Fuck that noise.
• 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? Yus.
• 24. What do you want right this second? A cigarette.
• 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? I would just ask why.
• 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? No.
• 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? Never.
• 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?A Beatles song.
• 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? Of course.
• 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? Sure, but you have to get past what they did first.
• 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? Stupid question.
• 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? Uhdoy.
• 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? Kind of. I rarely buy it.
• 34. Listening to? People roam the library.
• 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? Yes. And not that mechanical shit either!
• 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? Work, cleaning the pool.
• 37. Do you believe in love at first sight? No.
• 38. Who did you last call? My mom.
• 39. Who was the last person you danced with? The kids at work.
• 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? Because I fucking wanted to.
• 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? Last week.
• 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? Nope.
• 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? Meh heh. The word crush can die.
• 44. Do you tan in the nude? Yep.
• 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? Yes.
• 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? When he stays over.
• 47. Who was the last person to call you? My brother.
• 48. Do you sing in the shower? No.
• 49. Do you dance in the car? Yus.
• 50. Ever used a bow and arrow? Yep.
• 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? 6 months ago.
• 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? Nope, I love them.
• 53. Is Christmas stressful? Yeah.
• 54. Ever eat a pierogi? No.
• 55. Favorite type of fruit pie? Peach.
• 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Teacher.
• 57. Do you believe in ghosts? Sure.
• 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Yep.
• 59. Take a vitamin daily? When I remember.
• 60. Wear slippers? When my feet are cold.
• 61. Wear a bath robe? Every morning.
• 62. What do you wear to bed? Stuff.
• 63. First concert? Garth Brooks.
• 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Target.
• 65. Nike or Adidas? Nike.
• 66. Cheetos Or Fritos? Cheetos.
• 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Sunflower seeds.
• 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? Fuck Taylor Swift.
• 69. Ever take dance lessons? No.
• 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Making video games.
• 71. Can you curl your tongue? Yep.
• 72. Ever won a spelling bee? No.
• 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Uhdoy.
• 74. What is your favorite book? I have many.
• 75. Do you study better with or without music? With.
• 76. Regularly burn incense? Mmmhmm.
• 77. Ever been in love? Yus.
• 78. Who would you like to see in concert? Rusko.
• 79. What was the last concert you saw? Skream and Benga.
• 80. Hot tea or cold tea? Hot.
• 81. Tea or coffee? Tea.
• 82. Favorite type of cookie? Oatmeal rasin.
• 83. Can you swim well? Yus.
• 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yus. And it really bugs me when people can’t.
• 85. Are you patient? Hardly.
• 86. DJ or band, at a wedding? Dj.
• 87. Ever won a contest? Yep.
• 88. Ever have plastic surgery? Nope.
• 89. Which are better black or green olives? Black.
• 90. Opinions on sex before marriage? As long as it is safe sex, who cares.
• 91. Best room for a fireplace? Living.
• 92. Do you want to get married? Uhdoy.

Whaaaaaat.

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I posted this on the “Did you know?” board at work and it was erased in 2 days.

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My ovaries just exploded.

You know what is cool to see? 4 out of my 7 three year olds swimming by themselves. I’m awesome.

Do want!

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Yesterday one of the ladies that comes in for water aerobics classes told me that she “reported me as a good worker.”

Today I have gotten compliments on my shirt and my shoes. 

Keep ‘em coming, people! :)

This was just in my feed. Lol

Dear Prudence. Won’t chya come out to playhehhayhaaaaaayyyyyy.

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I just spent over $65 at swimoutlet.com. /lifeguardproblems

So freaking excited about getting my new swimsuit.

It is this one:

I also got this hoodie:

This is relevant. Tomorrow marks one week.

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Thank you for reminding me that I wanted to Google why it is called a pool “deck.”

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Parts of your day may be bad.

But that doesn’t mean that your whole day is “bad.”

Having a “bad” day is all in your mind.

Choose to have a good day, even if there are some bad parts.

I would not consider this a problem. That is an accomplishment to be proud of.

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I bet these aren’t the only things at this household that blow up.